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Cheshire Cats | Masham Players

Cheshire Cats

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Grown women, aching feet and heaving bosoms!

Cheshire Cats


Published in July 2011, this play follows the girl’s emotional journey as they aim to speedwalk their way to fund raising success in the London Moonwalk while also enjoyin
g a girly weekend away in the capital. Trainers and wildly decorated bras are in, high heels and designer labels out - but a last minute substitute to the team doesn't meet the physical criteria!

Performed in Masham town hall on November 12th 13th and 14th 2015


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